ed'sBIO
ed fargle was born one November on the wintry slopes of Mongolia. After losing both of his parents in a freak luge accident, he was raised by a gruff, but loveable, family of beavers. His childhood was happy and normal (except for the "excessive gnawing" part), and upon reaching adulthood, young ed set out for America to seek his fortune and a really good bologna sandwich. ed's cunning and discipline allowed him to complete quickly a Ph.D. in Lactose Intolerance through a correspondance course at Southwesteastern State University in Idaho. Feeling a need to find himself, Mr. fargle then spent the next six years studying goat migrations in northern Chile, an experience he describes as "really itchy."
The next decade passed without incident save the time ed was found passed out, all hopped-up on diet cola and Cheez-Its. A severe bout of depression and a tendency to "gnaw people for no apparent reason" finally landed ed in a maximum security asylum, with little hope for parole. Then, in the summer of 1982, ed bribed the head guard with a stale Twinkie and jumped the wall, never to be heard from again ... until now.
Now, using a homemade laptop constructed from duct tape and paper clips, ed seeks to solve the problems of the world from his hideout somewhere in the digital underground. He has tales to tell and advice to give. However, the few people who actually interact with Mr. fargle say that when asked how he is qualified to advise anyone about anything, ed makes a really annoying high-pitched noise through his nose until you stop asking him that.
His passions include wiffle ball and those "Dorf" videos.
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- How to avoid inane conversations on a plane
- Seriously subpar superheroes
- My parents are always embarrassing me. Help!
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